Urban Dictionary: Definitions by horse-cock-juggler

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door mat

A small fucking blanket, that is so small that has no use.

Hey man can you pass me a blanket?
Yeah sure here you go.
Fuck thanks for the door mat bitch!

by horse-cock-juggler July 1, 2012

Get the door matmug.

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