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Door Dash Bitch

When you ask your bitch to quickly come over and drop off your stuff
You: Thanks for dropping of the clothes you bought me

Her: dropped it off? what am i your damn door dash bitch?
Door Dash Bitch by RockJay March 14, 2019

Door Dasher 

A guy who tells his wife he is out delivering food for Door Dash but is actually delivering his seed to multiple women and just using food delivery as his cover.
That boy thinks he’s going to door dash me tonight? Nah, I’m not into his cheating ways. Not playing with a door dasher. He needs actually deliver some food then go home to wifey or door dash some other chick for his booty call.
Door Dasher by Da Mistress December 7, 2020

Door-Dashed 

The quick drive and drop off of someone you just had sex with. Commonly with little to no conversation on the ride.
“Bill was in a rush, so he just door-dashed Adi back at her parents house.

Door-Dashed 

A middling effort that still manages to accomplish a goal. But unimpressive by all measure. A middle ground between the vernacular of "he cooked" or "he got cooked"
Bro, he really Door-Dashed that performance of the head security guard in the giant building movie. But no doubt the Rock gets it across the finish line regardless.

DoorDash-N-Run 

The act stealing recently delivered food from a doorstep. The best technique for this action is to patiently wait for a food delivery driver to leave an order by the front door and then quickly grab it before the rightful owner knows it's gone.
Neighbor: Someone keeps on stealing my Jimmy John's! I confirmed that I gave them the right address and the app showed that it was delivered.
Me: I saw Josh at your door earlier today and he smelled like Jimmy John's! He must have done a doordash-n-run!
DoorDash-N-Run by Senor Dank Nugs October 12, 2021