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A small County in Wisconsin where nothing happens and we get bombarded with retarded tourists every summer. These people are from Illinois mostly (pronounced Ellinoisss to make them mad) and buy lots of stuff and ask stupid questions. And yes we do have snoplows we arnt trapped inside all winter. Gibraltar dominates! woot
Dumb Tourists in Door County:
Whats the difference between chopped and whole cherry jam?

Is Washington Island really an island?

Why do the trees grow in straight rows? theyre orchards . . .
by RaeMan March 06, 2007
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