Doomeetar

a stupid, fake God that one believes in when under the influence of a large amount of crack cocaine

Doomeetar Berbatov

by Requiem90 March 9, 2011

Doomtarding

The act of spreading doom and reasonably retarded facts around the internets.

Michele Bachman spends so much time doomtarding that she forgets her weekly botox injections.

by sumumabiatch December 18, 2010

doomtard

A person that is obsessed with supposed impending World doom to the point of social dysfunction, usually revolving around societal conspiracies or end-time prophecies. This type of person tends to neurotically inflict his or her doom beliefs on as much of the World as possible, typically via various channels of the Internet. Doomtards can be easily spotted in public as they are notorious for wearing blue Spandex body suits with a big red letter D on the front and a matching red cape.

"You're such a doomtard...yeah, like Obama is really the Antichrist and is going to throw us in FEMA camps using the DHS under the NDAA just to have our heads chopped off."

by OmegaDreyo April 12, 2012

Doomtard

Someone who defends and white-knights the mexican lolcow Doomentio, usually a supporter of him

Doomentio is white!!!
Ya te vi Doomtard

by Queteimporta843 December 26, 2022

doobeefart

you doobeefarting, (someone who is amazing at volleyball legends and is just a really dominant, intelligent person.)

You're THE doobeefart!!!

by doobeefart January 10, 2026

doobeefart

you doobeefarting, A great person whos smart, attractive, and confident in a way that feels real and comforting !!.., not forced. A doobeefart KNOWS who they are and how POWEFUL they are, they think deeply and carefully, and carries themselves with dominance and self assurance. Being a doobeefart also makes you the BEST volleyball legends player, specifically jinko. They never miss a serve and always ace. Their curve scares and intimidates others..

"You're THE doobeefart!!!"

"What a day to be a doobeefart!!"

by doobeefart January 10, 2026