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DOODLE BANGER 

calling homo with a small willy
Oi John you fucking doodle banger

doodle banging 

Someone who tries to shove as many penises into all of their orifices as possible.
She/he is such a doodle banging queef cake!
doodle banging by Kevlar1989 June 7, 2017

Doople Banger

One who bangs many dooples. What is a doople? And what does banging mean? This is all open to interpritation. It is in fact a play on words of dopple ganger, but this is much cooler.
Hey man are you a doople banger?

Hell yea.

DOOOPULL BANGHER.
Doople Banger by Michael Habic January 1, 2009

Doodlebanger 

One who arrogantly takes control of a situation/conversation when uninvited altogether. Not only does the individual decrease their social status within the group, they often overcomplicate even the simplest of desicions. Doodlebangers are a rapidly growing group of inappropriate beings usually hailing from rural regions of any civilised country.
Person 1: Let's play some music from my iphone while we sit and drink.

Person 2: Sure

Doodlebanger: Let me get my car over here and we can listen to it on a really good sound system.

Doodlebanger 2: Yeah go get it but make sure it's angled correctly.
Doodlebanger by GREYGOOSE666 October 9, 2011

doodlebagel 

A bagel, useally not toasted (your own perfrence), that males use for a masterbation tecnique, to spice up their lonely lives, or if their girlfriend is pregnant
Prego girlfriend: wtf this is all over this bagel?
boyfriend: oh i used it as a doodlebagel lastnight, because your hormones were flaring lastnight
Prego gilfriend: you stupid fucker thats gross
doodlebagel by bigsmell August 30, 2010

Doodlebanger 

Dude, you're boyfriend is a Doodlebanger.
Doodlebanger by CoCo_NUT January 10, 2020