Dont eat me

When someone is getting really aggravated at you over something either big or small you could tell them not to eat you. Can be used in the same context as saying dont have a heart attack but instead tell them "Dont eat me". Or if someone is getting really mad at someone that you know you could tell them not to eat the person.

Also is best used with a "calm down" preceding it.
such as calm down dont eat me

Jomar: Why are we here? I hate this place!
Jacob: Calm down, dont eat me!

Jomar: What the fuck are you doing?!?!?
Jacob: OMG dont eat me...

Dont eat me by nomecomer December 19, 2009

If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?

A phrase heard in the Pink Floyd song, "Another Brick in the Wall". Extremely funny.

Son: "Mom, can I have some pudding?"
Mom: "You haven't eaten your meat yet."
Son: "But mom!"
Mom: "Son, you know that: 'If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
Son: "Don't be quoting Pink Floyd on me again..."

If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat? by DuBois April 7, 2006