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dont do it girlfriend 

when a black girl does something and her friend tells her not to do it.sometimes they snap there fingers while they say it.
lucky(my dog) -licking his feet

me:dont do it girlfriend

dont do it man

words uttered before some of the most classic fails in history.
dont do it man!

do what, THIS?

*chomp*

yeah that...

AHHH AHHHH *blood* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!11!!1

Dont Do It To Your Life 

Those That Dont Think About The Actions Of Their Behavior And The Affects It Can Have On Their Life... Word Owner - GwensChild
You Putting Your Nose In Others Business Is Going To Get You In Trouble... Dont Do It To Your Life

hoe dont do it 

the thing tumblrians say when something or someone is being stupid/and or annoying
"ugh zeus fucks everything!"

Zeus: "imma do it"
Me: "hoe dont do it"
Zeus: *fucks something*
Me: "oh my god!"
hoe dont do it by you.assbutt March 29, 2015

hoe dont do it 

when a girl is about to give you a blow job or licking but you are not in a mood
girl: lemme taste that wet pink meat
other girl: hoe dont do it

What it dont do 

it means im doin whatever its is im not doin, also kind of like none of ure buisness... when someone asks you WHAT IT DO? u reply WHAT IT DONT DO.... just means im doin every thing that im not doing. its saposed to be kind of a smart remark.its sorta used when u dont want someone to know what it is that u are exactly doin.....
Kevin: What it Do?
Jennifer: What it dont do.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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