Donner Kebab

A tasty bread roll stuffed with spit-roasted meat, mainly consumed as a survival food during covered wagon times.

Grandma's in heaven now, billy... but before she left, she made an excellent donner kebab...

Donner Kebab by radiance32 June 15, 2020

donner kebab

if you are a donner kebab with lettuce and mayonnaise you're a strange Donny,
you may have cheese on you , in this case you are a class a g.

you're an actual donner kebab with lettuce and mayonnaise yano.

donner kebab by epsilepcy April 3, 2019

doner kebab

A delicious, Turkish fast food. Commonly found throughout Europe in any city large enough to have one turkish immigrant. Typically a cheap food to eat while going from one bar to another at 11 PM. The best kebabs can be found in Berlin, Germany, and Freistadt, Austria.

Man, I would so dig a doner kebab right now.

doner kebab by A-Ha May 19, 2007

doner kebab

the act of slipping a meat of your choice (fish, pork, lamb, horse, etc) around the circumference of your schlong, similar to how a ring would slip on your finger

Zamn, last night Sheba gave me the most insane doner kebab with her special jumbo shrimp!

doner kebab by bigdoner420 March 31, 2023

downer kebab 

the fact of eating a kebab (i.e. Turkish dish) you've been craving for after a night of heavy drinking and it turns out it's not good at all and ruins your mood.

Mike: we went out last night and had lots of drinks.

Steve : it must have been fun!

Mike: the drinking was ok, but then we had to drink and had a downer kebab. It made me sick the next day.

downer kebab by El_Gringo_from_Van March 28, 2013

The Doner Kebab Theory 

The doner kebab theory is a theoretical framework for modelling problems from the asymmetrical warefare and more specifically islamic terrorists' behavior. As a main proponent of the theory is rumoured the bulgarian Prime Minister Mr. Boyko Borisov.

The doner kebab theory postulates that the chance of a terrorist attack is negatively correlated with the number of doner kebab houses in a certain state, city or neighbourhood. First, the theory supports the idea that the most owners of doner kebab houses are muslims. Second, it is supposed that terrorist wouldn't risk the chance of hurting a fellow muslim. Hence, wherever there is a doner house, the risk for a islamic terrorist attack is almost pactically non-existent. Thus the promotion of doner kebab houses throughout the whole state could help minimize the risk of a malicious terrorist attack from evil islamic forces.

One of the main advantages of the theory is its simple premises that are derived from basic human emotions as not hurting someone from the own group. Also, the theory gives a very straightforward practical solution to cope with problems of international terrorism and its logic can be easily grasped even by laics.
On the negative side the theory lacks empirical evidence that support it's main theoretical propositions. More research could - but must/should not necessarly - be done in the next decades.

- Hey, man, I am really scared that the terrorist are going to blow us up in the air next time we visit the mall.
- No worries, there is a doner kebab house right inside the mall. The doner kebab theory says we are safe.
- Oh, that's great. Let's go!

The Doner Kebab Theory by choko.i.boko July 29, 2012