Donkey konga 

the secretive term used among males to refer to the act of playing with a females breast usually in a bongo manner as inspired by the nintendo game.

"as the girl with huge breast entered the room the guys acknowledged it with a suggestion to play the game donkey konga"

-or-

guy 1: did u seem dem titties?

guy 2: hell yea we cud play some serious donky konga!

Donkey konga by THE REAL MACDADDY August 11, 2009

Donkey konga 

Most annoying game since DDR. You play by beating on drums and clapping your hands. Gets old quick b/c they use songs that are already boring and played out.

If one of your siblings has this game you bettter have Tylenol PM handy if you plan on sleeping.

Donkey konga by jerryblank May 19, 2005

donkey kong a ho 

when a man will break into the bedroom on a rhino, have sex in the monkey style position, skeet skeet in the ho's face, eat a banana after sex nd then throw barrels at the ho

i donkey kong a ho last night

donkey kong a ho by gangstar cletus September 26, 2009

Post-DonkeyKong 

To be born subsequent to the dark ages of "Pre-Pong" and to be in touch with the new generation.

Jen was clearly not Post-DonkeyKong as she had no idea how to relate to the juniors at her work.

Of course I like MarioKart, I am Post-DonkeyKong.

Post-DonkeyKong by Danvk September 21, 2011

donkeykong 

1) a belligerent imbecile that lacks rational thinking on a regular basis and cannot accomplish simple tasks.
2) an individual that excels at constantly making bad decisions and tries to make everyone believe they're right.

I can't believe we all got dragged to that wack club last night... which Donkeykong's idea was that?!

donkeykong by Cenzo911 November 6, 2011

Dollar store donkeykong 

A huge guy who is ass at soccer named Daniel delgado who looks like fake donkeykong

Hey delgado why do you look like dollar store donkeykong

fuck you then

Dollar store donkeykong by XOTWOD23 March 16, 2022