Donkey Taco

A woman pulls her pussy lips out as far as possible while a man squats over her and takes a shit. She wraps her pussy lips around the turd like a tortilla before it breaks off and falls.

Your girlfriend wanted to try something kinky so I gave her a DONKEY TACO. She will never be the same.

Donkey Taco by Arsenicsmile March 24, 2013

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taco donkey

1. Donkey pulling a taco cart.
2. A hard taco shell with a big hotdog in it.

3. A funny name to call People, Places, and Things.
4. Weiner Longer

Chris and I were hanging out yesterday at the fair when to my surprise there was a Taco Donkey there!

I went to Las Vegas and all i got was this Taco Donkey...

Look he is such a Taco Donkey!

Obviously he has employed one of his associates to call here and tell me Taco Donkey...

taco donkey by Weiner Longerers July 27, 2010

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Related Words

Donkey Taco • taco donkey • Donkeytache • donkey • Donkey Dick • donkey kong • donkey kick • donkey show • Donkey Balls • donkey raping shit-eater

Donkeytache

Opposition force to Monkeytache take over mostly on Ubermangamania.ultimawebs.com forums but soon spreading. beliefs include good communism such as weekly distribution of points to all posters no matter their posting percentage

Vote Donkeytache!

Donkeytache by Donkeytache_for_ever November 9, 2003

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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