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Don't name your friends

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Don't Name Your Friends

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Would you fucking stop! Don't Name Your Friends!
Don't Name Your Friends by thebear424 September 8, 2020

Don't name your friends

A rule that about 40% of the people in this website ignore
Rule: Don't name your friends

Person: how about I do anyway?

Don’t name your friends

People on Urban Dictionary ignore this rule so much it shouldn’t even be a rule
Urban dictionary: don’t name your friends
Person: *names all of their friends, including their full names, ages, addresses, phone numbers, etc.*
Urban dictionary: B R U H

Don't name your friends. 

(phrase) Urban Dictionary doesn't like your habit of naming people we don't know into your definitions. As someone who regularly votes on new definitions, I've seen countless definitions naming people I don't expect anyone to know anything about. I for one prefer not to put these people in a bad light, so FUCKING STOP!!!
Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

Don't name your friends. 

We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.
Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

Don’t name your friends

FUCK THIS RULE I’LL NAME THEM RIGHT NOW
Oh wait i don’t have any, fuck
Please Don’t name your friends even though you would still ignore this rule
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