givememyfuckinglasagna's definitions

heat death

1.) The inevitable heat death of the universe

2.) The act of being so pissed off that your anger causes the heat death of the universe

1.) The heat death of the universe is caused by billions of trillions of stars dying and fizzling out

2.) Dude, I'm so pissed off I'm gonna cause the heat death of the universe.

by givememyfuckinglasagna April 2, 2022

Don't name your friends

A rule that about 40% of the people in this website ignore

Rule: Don't name your friends

Person: how about I do anyway?

by givememyfuckinglasagna April 2, 2022

Simp

the ONE FUCKING WORD that 12 year old white boys love to overuse to death

girl: can someone open the door for me?

guy: let me get that for you

white boy 1: SIMP

white boy 2: SIMP

white boy 3: SIMP

white boy 4: SIMP

guy: SHUT THE FUCK UP

by givememyfuckinglasagna March 22, 2021