Don't even @ me 

A phrase used on social media when you say something bold or controversial and don't want people to reply or make a conjecture against your statement.

Karen: 5G causes corona, don't even @ me!
Everyone else: ...

Don't even @ me by FangYT May 14, 2020

Don't Even @ Me 

Do not even include me into whatever you are talking about whether it's in Social Media or in word of mouth if not we'll have beef.

Kevin: Hey Tony is a moron

Tony: Boy don't even @ me

Don't Even @ Me by Amemeonifunny October 12, 2018

you don't even know me 

The default response used by someone who is confronted with a truth about themselves that they would rather not face.

This phrase is commonly used by addicts, those with low self esteem and just about anyone else whose biggest fear is that someone else will notice their problem and offer to help.

Using this phrase successfully pushes away anyone wanting to help, and the user ironically ensures that indeed, nobody will ever know them.

In another ironic twist, if someone you know well says this phrase to you, then it means either:

1) they've been lying to you about who they really are (in which case it's their own fault that you don't know them), or

2) they have suddenly and fundamentally changed in the few seconds prior to telling you that you don't know them (in which case they also don't know themselves).

However, the case is usually that they're unobservant, self-absorbed, don't like that you were so easily able to identify their issues and resent the fact that they are unable to pay attention to anything long enough to 'know' it. They assume that everyone else is like this too, which is why they seem so shocked when uttering this phrase.

"I think you've been ignoring your family and you should spend more time with them."
"You don't even know me!"

"I think your drinking is negatively affecting your performance at work."
"You don't even know me!"

"I think you should take a shower because you stink."
"You don't even know me!"

you don't even know me by Jerk Nowitzki April 10, 2008

I don't even know what that means 

This phrase is tagged to the end of one's speech in order to reveal an innuendo or undertone. It is expressed with a wide-eyed expression and a tone of confusion. It is often synonymous with "That's what she said".

Unlike "That's what she said", it is proper for one to add this phrase to the end of his/her own speech, as well as for others to do the honor for him/her.

Scott: "This female's pelvis has been articulated... I don't even know what that means"

I don't even know what that means by Carriacou Archaeology 2008 September 27, 2008