Don'd

To get anally pounded until death. At that point life is nothing to live for.

Dude, that girl courtney got Don'd so hard last night the hearse was called.

by Double D the destroyer July 7, 2015

Don Nowak’d

When a man walks into the room and everyone thinks it’s Ted Danson, but it’s not.

John: Hey Mike, Ted Danson is here.

Mike: No John, that’s just uncle Donald.

John: Oh man, he Don Nowak’d us again!

by Malibuheat May 19, 2018

don’t’d

Emphasizing not doing something strongly.

I don’t’d when he asked me for my digits.

by Knuckles Klapowski May 16, 2019

I'd toy don't hoot

"If you don't reach" - one of a million possible f-ups your mobile devices auto-correct and voice-to-text functions create. Many other common autocorrect fails include "ducking" , ive had enough of that bull "shirt", i forgot to bring a "penis" to class again, that street rat is such a "whole", so "hoped" it go?, good "knight" babe, due to unfortunate "circumcisions" yoga class has been canceled tonight.

Damn you phone!

"Yeah I understand the rank but everything I have read on reddit states that I'd toy don't hoot that quest step by season reset then it doesn't count. Does not roll over between seasons"
"WTF are you trying to say right now, Pete?"

by StreetSlangSupreme May 28, 2019

D-crunch going to add Finnies and Fais? But don’t blame me lol

D-crunch going to add Finnies and Fais? But don’t blame me lol

D-crunch going to add Finnies and Fais? But don’t blame me lol

by syafinaz? October 17, 2023

Dc The Don (Daij)

the most underrated rapper rn he is so fire his album Come As You Are (deluxe and not deluxe) are literally a 10/10 no cap

X: Yo do u listened to a song called '' WORST DAY :(''
Me: Yessir is from dc the don, daij is crazy, that nigga fire

Dc The Don (Daij)

by DC THE GOAT NIGGA February 1, 2021

Don Draper

Verb; to handle a situation, mostly negative situations, in the most efficient, graceful and ruthlessly badass way possible to ensure the best outcome for oneself and the worst outcome for one's enemies. Slang: to treat women like disposable objects for sexual pleasure.

"You're going to drop me, Lucky Strike? That's fine, I'll just Don Draper your ass with a full page add in the paper."

"That Megan secretary is so hot, I'mma Don Draper THAT!"

by DouchebagGalore August 27, 2011