Freshman girl: "Will you marry me"
Don: "I don't know, what's in it for me"
Freshmen girl: "anything you want"
Don: "open your mother like this"
Freshmen girl: "opens mouth"
Don: "do you spit or swallow"
Freshmen girl: "whatever you like"
Don: "whatever I like? I would definitely marry you"
Friends: "damn you're such a don dawsons"
Don: "I don't know, what's in it for me"
Freshmen girl: "anything you want"
Don: "open your mother like this"
Freshmen girl: "opens mouth"
Don: "do you spit or swallow"
Freshmen girl: "whatever you like"
Don: "whatever I like? I would definitely marry you"
Friends: "damn you're such a don dawsons"
by I.hate.making.up.names67 November 27, 2016