Dolphin Fuck

when ur fuckin a girl doggy style and pull it out real fast and stick it in her ass real quick and shell make the noise EE-EEE-EEEEE like a dolphin.

i was doing her doggy style and for the hell of it i dolphin fucked her. never did hear from her agian.

by --- November 30, 2003

Dolphin Fuck

When you are having doggie style sex, lick your thumb and start rubbing it on the asshole of your partner, she will look back over her shoulder and say, "uh uh" repeatedly in a high-pitched, dolphin-like sound.

Man, it was like I was screwing Flipper last night.

by Hands August 20, 2003

Fuck Dolphin

A fuck boy or jock that is at the beach or swimming.

Do you see those fuck dolphins over there?
Shouldn't you be at the beach with your other fuck dolphins?

by Sailorgurl August 8, 2016

fuck a dolphin

something you say when you are frustrated and mad.

"Dude the english hw takes forever!"

"Really? Go fuck a dolphin."

by scuba69 May 17, 2010

Dolphin Fucker

Term of endearment used by the Chumash for each other.

Hey Dolphin Fucker, what's up?

by Sydgreenboy June 16, 2020

Dolphin Fucker

A guy who’d rather fuck a dolphin than get quick scoped in COD custom match.

Orlando: Hey Matt, you down for some COD customs?

Matt: I'd rather fuck a dolphin than play another custom match getting quick scoped!

Allison: Matt’s such a dolphin fucker.

by Repituar December 30, 2020

dolphin fucker

Any guy that has such restrictive expectations of women's bodies that he might as well be fucking a dolphin.

"Hey, Mitch, what do you look for in a girl?"
"Well, she has to have absolutely no hair on her body whatsoever, she has to be smiling and cheerful every single day, and I would really like it if she would perform tricks in the kitchen and bedroom for me whenever I asked, what else..."
"Augh, dude, sounds like you might as well be a dolphin fucker!"

by colonel guster January 2, 2014