doinkage 

When you're putting on the Disc Golf course and you bounce it off the basket, it makes a distinct noise (doink). Accordingly, the act of doinking a golf disc off of the basket is called "doinkage".
Now I created this word (doinkage) for this action but a friend of mine said he had heard it before. I conceded that it was possible the word doink existed but I laid exclusive claim to the word "doinkage". So I researched it to ensure I was indeed correct. Yours is the only dictionary where the word doink appears. And I was heartened to see that my definition of doinkage as related to Disc Golf is consistent with the many definitions of doink submitted. Because doinkage on the Disc Golf course can make you feel
1)you got screwed or robbed (if you doink a long putt)
2) like an idiot (if you doink a gimme putt)
3) like you just got kicked in the nuts (if you experience doinkage while putting for the match)

If you talk a lot of shit before or during a golf match, then the rest of us will pray for doinkage and revel in every putt you doink. Your doinkage will make us smile. You fit definition number 2 of doinker as submitted by Doinker.

For those not familiar with Disc Golf:
In the sport of Disc Golf the golfer putts into a Disc Golf Basket, originally called a Disc Golf Pole. This is a pole placed in the ground (approx. 5' in height above the ground)which at the top has a circular steel chain rack (22" in diameter) and at the center of the pole a circular basket made of steel rods (26" diameter,5" deep). Approximately 24 strands of chain hang from the outer portions of the steel chain rack at the top and connect to the pole just inside the top of the basket.
The idea is for the thrown golf disc to hit the chains and drop into the basket.

He was playing well and should have won the tournament. But he had some major doinkage on the back nine.

doinkage by Mark J June 4, 2005

Doinkage 

A guy fucking a girl.

What up bitch? Prepare for doinkage.

Doinkage by superbat May 20, 2016

drinkage

To be involved in the act of drinking.

I need to go do some drinkage man.

drinkage by Vine February 21, 2004

dinkage 

Basiclly something thats already dinky and becomes more dinky. This dinky thing that became more dinky has experienced dinkage.

Tiny tin: "dinkage" -undefined dinkage
Your stupid and reading this made you more stupid. You have experienced dinkage in your brainage.

dinkage by Tacosmile772 November 27, 2019

Dookie Donkage 

The act of taking your diarrhea drippings and mixing it with spewtal broccis.

Hey you're a fat cunt. Dookie Donkage!

Dookie Donkage by SpewtalBroccis July 24, 2019

swamp donkage meter 

A meter rating a swamp donkey on a 1-10 scale. Relates to the 1-10 scale of the hottness meter but rates how ugly/fat these girls really are. 1 being the least ugly/fat 10 being the most ugly/fat. A 1 on the swamp donkage meter is not to be confused with a 1 on a hottness meter, as a swamp donkey is much much worse.

Damn that girls fucking nasty.

Yeah shes definitely a 10 on the swamp donkage meter.

swamp donkage meter by PoopyyHead June 25, 2009

drinkageddon

When you drink until the world ends. Usually involves a multiple day binge.

Damn I drank until my world ended It was drinkageddon.

drinkageddon by thugdogg May 22, 2005