Doing A Jonny

Phrase used during football (soccer) meaning a player kicked the ball extremely high over the cross-bar from less than 6 yards away. Usually during a very good scoring opportunity.
However this is not used when a player hits it far wide.

"Oh no, Guy3 is doing a jonny"
"Haha, Guy1 just did a jonny"
"Hope Guy4 doesn't do a jonny again"
"Hey man, I bet I am going to do a jonny later"

Doing A Jonny by M4rkyboy1 November 20, 2011

Doing a jonny

Overestimating your ability to drink to the extent that the rest of your night is spent learning that you missed your limit considerably.

Did you see the state of the mens jacks at Kealan's?
Ya looks like someone was Doing a jonny..

Do you guys have enough buckets for if someone ends up.. you know... Doing a jonny?

Doing a jonny by MikeS55 June 17, 2012

doing a jenny 

when a friend leaves you instantly and without any explanation.

she’s doing a jenny.
he’s doing a jenny.
she did a jenny to us and never came back.

doing a jenny by x659ds December 14, 2019

Doing a Jenny Skip 

Doing a Jenny skip is a new term for “bottling it”

For example, Tom was meant to go out lastnight, however, he done a Jenny skip and decided not to instead. “Doing a Jenny skip”

Doing a Jenny Skip by Borolaf October 2, 2021

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016