Doing A Jonny

Phrase used during football (soccer) meaning a player kicked the ball extremely high over the cross-bar from less than 6 yards away. Usually during a very good scoring opportunity.
However this is not used when a player hits it far wide.

"Oh no, Guy3 is doing a jonny"
"Haha, Guy1 just did a jonny"
"Hope Guy4 doesn't do a jonny again"
"Hey man, I bet I am going to do a jonny later"

Doing A Jonny by M4rkyboy1 November 20, 2011

Doing a jonny

Overestimating your ability to drink to the extent that the rest of your night is spent learning that you missed your limit considerably.

Did you see the state of the mens jacks at Kealan's?
Ya looks like someone was Doing a jonny..

Do you guys have enough buckets for if someone ends up.. you know... Doing a jonny?

Doing a jonny by MikeS55 June 17, 2012

doing a jenny 

when a friend leaves you instantly and without any explanation.

she’s doing a jenny.
he’s doing a jenny.
she did a jenny to us and never came back.

doing a jenny by x659ds December 14, 2019

Doing a Jenny Skip 

Doing a Jenny skip is a new term for “bottling it”

For example, Tom was meant to go out lastnight, however, he done a Jenny skip and decided not to instead. “Doing a Jenny skip”

Doing a Jenny Skip by Borolaf October 2, 2021