Doing a Tom

a) Letting the joint go out again forr fuck sake.
b) Disappearing from social occasions unannounced and not returning for many hours, if ever.
c) Watching Saggerz gone wild.

a) "...can i have a lighter please..."
b) "Where's tom?" "Oh, he's doing a tom"
c) Upon video not loading, "oh, no! that's my favorite one"

by Dr. Priznitch December 20, 2007

Doing A Tom

Managing to fuck up everything you do

He failed school and lost his job .... He's Doing A Tom

by Not a tom May 9, 2020

Doing a Tom

Repeatedly getting back with your ex multiple times despite the toxicity of your relationship and your friends’ better judgement.

Oh for gods sake, Becky. This is the third time you’ve broken up, don’t be doing a Tom.

by Poontangclan December 1, 2018

Doing A Reverse Tom

Returning to a social gathering after everyone assumed you were gone.

"Oh wow man, that is some crazy black magic bullshit right there. He fucked you over Doing A Reverse Tom. You aint NEVER havin kidz!"

by *tschomn'k January 26, 2008

Doing a Tommy

The act of tucking your trousers into your socks as a fashion statement.

Even though it wasn't cold, Bob was doing a Tommy.

by Bobwayne June 21, 2019

Doing a Tommy

The art of video chatting while doing a number 2 and the other person has no idea

I was doing a Tommy the other night with that girl I met on tinder

by Dickie Burlap June 11, 2019

Doing A Tommy H

When you pretend to be drunk infront of your friends, and your performance is worthy of an Oscar, equal to or better performed than legendary actor Tom Hanks

Spoon is doing a Tommy H

Look at spoon giving it Tommy H over there

by Scfc1 December 12, 2021