When a dog does something that could be considered cattywampus. Doggywampus is the preferred "pronoun" so as to not offend canines by using the the word "catty"wampus.
A cute girl who always goes out with a pack of ugly friends... akadogs
-hey you want to go to that pregame with that girl and her friends?
* you mean the dogwalker?
-What?
*O she wasn't a DOGWALKER? Sorry I thought she was because her friends were just plaindogs!
Also "dog walker". A homosexual male, usually (but not always) rather effeminate. So called because of the greater-than-average percentage of gay males in the pet-care and pet-grooming industry, and the fairly common practice among gays as well as straights of walking dogs at the park or other public place as a way of meeting people.
"Man, check out those two guys over there with the pink poodles. What a couple of dogwalkers!"
"That sissy works for my veterinarian. The job suits him perfectly-- he's a real dogwalker."