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hammered dogshit
1.The appearance of a person who is extremely hungover or in the process of getting shit faced.
2 A POS Honda with cracked nose fairings and a huge spoiler, both painted in gray primer.
3. Anything unsightly or particularly ugly.
2 A POS Honda with cracked nose fairings and a huge spoiler, both painted in gray primer.
3. Anything unsightly or particularly ugly.
1."Christ, Dave you look like hammered dogshit."
2.Dude you call that a ride? It looks like hammered dogshit!
3. After he totaled his dads car his face looked like hammered dogshit.
2.Dude you call that a ride? It looks like hammered dogshit!
3. After he totaled his dads car his face looked like hammered dogshit.
hammered dogshit by Global Feetus April 1, 2007
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Dogshit Gamer
The opposite of "God gamer"
Someone who tries really hard but can't figure out even the simplest game mechanics
Also someone who complains about the difficulty and later founds out he plays on easy.
Someone who tries really hard but can't figure out even the simplest game mechanics
Also someone who complains about the difficulty and later founds out he plays on easy.
Dogshit Gamer by forsenStare July 5, 2020
In a bit dogshit
An impressive way of telling your friends and lovers goodbye. Everyone will be saying this priceless tag..
Boyfriend: you going out with jamal tonight.
Girlfriend: no I'm off to meadowhall.
Boyfriend: K bitch!! “In a bit dogshit"
Girlfriend : love you bye!
Also try:In a while pedophile and
Bye bye japs eye
Girlfriend: no I'm off to meadowhall.
Boyfriend: K bitch!! “In a bit dogshit"
Girlfriend : love you bye!
Also try:In a while pedophile and
Bye bye japs eye
In a bit dogshit by Dean the douchewank August 5, 2014
dogshit
dogshit by Queen Buttrix May 8, 2021
Dogshit
Geoff~"Good morning Alf"
Alf~ "I'm not having a good morning Geoff, I stepped in the biggest pile of dogshit on the way to work"
Mike ~ "have you seen their latest work?"
John~"I can't believe they even post that online, it's absolute dogshit"
Alf~ "I'm not having a good morning Geoff, I stepped in the biggest pile of dogshit on the way to work"
Mike ~ "have you seen their latest work?"
John~"I can't believe they even post that online, it's absolute dogshit"
Dogshit by cerealkiller187 January 2, 2016
dogshitter
dogshitter by mavex January 31, 2007
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