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Dogwife is what you get when a man marries his dog.
Teun has a dogwife.
Dogwife by ZenTauren September 26, 2019
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doglike owner 

Someone who looks like their own pet dog.
Hey Charlie did you meet our new neighbor shes a total doglike owner.
doglike owner by jahovazwitniss October 28, 2010
it is used in the game warcraft III defense of the ancients(DotA),which means very inexperienced or seriously a noob(newbie). it is derived from godlike,which is the status a player gets when he/she kills 9 heroes in a row without dying,which needs high skills from the player. doglike just means the contrary.
player 1: damn player 2,u got pawned 9 times.. u r DOGLIKE!!
doglike by faizudin February 14, 2008
A type of lifestyle that dictates the use of self absorbed-narcissistic statements and behavior whilst referring to ones self in the third person. Mostly used to describe a persons vanity.
None of you can top me at my game, i'm better than most people, I live a life unlike any other I am the douglife.
Douglife by craigslistcomber June 5, 2011

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026