Douglife

A type of lifestyle that dictates the use of self absorbed-narcissistic statements and behavior whilst referring to ones self in the third person. Mostly used to describe a persons vanity.

None of you can top me at my game, i'm better than most people, I live a life unlike any other I am the douglife.

Douglife by craigslistcomber June 5, 2011

Douglification 

The phenomenon where one hears about something for the first time then later notices it everywhere. Often followed by urgent mass polling of the public with the question " DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?!?", which is then followed by feelings if disbelief after realising one's own lack of knowlege in the face of the prevalence if said thing. Origin: ca. 2002; inspired after seeing "strong bad e-mail #55" from homestarrunner.com where Strong bad tries to get The Cheat to speak English. Also known as the baader-meinhof phenomenon, but 'douglification' was totally coined first #trustmeimadeitupfirst #mytermisbetteranyway

"How often do you ever hear someone say 'Douglas'?" *in the days that follow* "Shit man, I heard someone say 'Douglas', like, six times!"--"yep, douglification..totally douglification"

"What the hell is a jesus fish?"--"What!? Haven't you noticed those metal fish stuck to the back of cars?--"No?"--"Well soon you'll see them everywhere...douglification, man!"

Douglification by ici August 30, 2014

DogLife 

Another BitLife spinoff that bitches won't shut the fuck up about. Self explanatory, right?

Person 1: You want some BitLife?
Person 2: Nah, I heard DogLife is even better
Person 1: Cool!

DogLife by JayMoneySpamsL2 December 7, 2021

Bumpin Douglies 

Another word or slang for fucking.
A pussy is a douglie.
A dik is a douglie.
put them together, then your bumping douglies. ADUH

We be Bumpin Douglies in the backseat of your truck.
We Bumpin Douglies all night long.
Becky, are you mad that me and your boyfriend were Bumpin Douglies while you where at Church?!

Bumpin Douglies by A.CARTER™ January 11, 2009