Dog-free

People who call themselves "Dog-free" are people who absolutely hate dogs, refuse to be around them, and bitch when they see one doing something slightly out of their liking. The term came from the subreddit r/dogfree.

Person 1: Dogs are absolutely disgusting, I consider myself to be Dog-free!
Normal Person: what the fuck is wrong with you

Dog-free by AnAverageUrbanDictionaryUser January 11, 2025

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free dog water

when your so trash, your even free.

"dude, bill is totally free dog water!"

free dog water by skipper42-69 January 20, 2021

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free range dog

When you go outside and see a dog that's not leashed.

Bad owners and their free range dogs.

free range dog by chris-loves-feet December 3, 2024

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Stray Dog Freedom

a mans freedom to do what he pleases with no one telling him what to do

That girl will never take my stray dog freedom

Stray Dog Freedom by Danny Callahan January 3, 2009

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r/dogfree

A subreddit dedicated to people who don't like dogs or were inconvenienced by them, usually you will find news articles about dog attacks or you'll find a Rant about dogs, and a victim of brigading

Friend 1: I fucking hate dogs so much they just bark, reek and eat shit

Friend 2: looks like r/dogfree is the place for you

r/dogfree by Trapanon October 14, 2019

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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