AnAverageUrbanDictionaryUser's definitions

Woke

the term the annoying conservative rednecks use to represent the even more annoying anti-white progressive social justice workers

our political system is fuckin broken

Republican John Doe: Those damn woke bastards can't shut up!

by AnAverageUrbanDictionaryUser May 25, 2024

Dog-free

People who call themselves "Dog-free" are people who absolutely hate dogs, refuse to be around them, and bitch when they see one doing something slightly out of their liking. The term came from the subreddit r/dogfree.

Person 1: Dogs are absolutely disgusting, I consider myself to be Dog-free!
Normal Person: what the fuck is wrong with you

by AnAverageUrbanDictionaryUser January 11, 2025

MAP

A MAP stands for a Minor Attracted Person, basically mentally insane people who are attracted to children, also known as Pedophiles.

John: All these fucking MAPs are disgusting!
Jimmy: Yeah, I 100% agree.

by AnAverageUrbanDictionaryUser June 25, 2023

Misandry

modern-day feminism

or the hate of the male gender

Radfem: men can't get raped
Non-feminist (Normal person): How can you not realize thats misandry?

by AnAverageUrbanDictionaryUser January 11, 2025

reverse racism

When a person of another race is racist against white people.

aka just racism

John: That's reverse racism, you shouldn't say that kind of stuff!

by AnAverageUrbanDictionaryUser May 26, 2024

Faggot

You.

An insulting way of calling someone a homosexual.

gay John: hey I've been meaning to say this for a long time but I'm ga-
straight John: fucking faggot

by AnAverageUrbanDictionaryUser January 11, 2025

Free Twitter

Free Twitter was a phrase that has been trending multiple times on the Twitter platform, ever since Elon Musk bought it. People usually say this phrase on the Twitter platform, attempting to remove Elon Musk's role as CEO of the platform.

Person 1: Hey man have you heard that Elon Musk bought Twitter?
Person 2: Yeah, He added the Twitter blue feature just making the platform worse, Free Twitter!

by AnAverageUrbanDictionaryUser December 23, 2022