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N-Space Dog 

A dog that exists in any N-Space, as opposed to a normal dog in 3-Space. Derived from the theorem that the shortest distance between two points is the straight line between them in any n space. A regular dog knows this in 3-space, so an N-Space dog knows this in N-Space.
I wrote all my notes on my N-Space Dog, do you think the professor will let me use it during the test?
N-Space Dog by NSpaceDog December 11, 2011

space dog 

When someone, male or female, defecates directly into a a condom and freezes the condom until hard and uses it for a sexual purpose.
You could use a space dog as a dildo
space dog by Charlie Chalk November 9, 2006

space dog 

the act of picking up a small pup and pretending its a spaceship.
in order to do this correctly, you must pretend the pup can fly and run around with it in your arms. it also can be noted that you need to make plane noises for dramatic effect. doing all of this will result in extreme fun.
beware.
hey charlie, wanna play space dog?
picks up the pomeranian and starts running around *pshhhhhhhow* *pshhhow*!
space dog by ashbagggggggggg March 3, 2009

space dog fondoo 

When a Nigger bitch faggot (male or female) sprays diarrhea into their partners vagina or dick to use as lubricant. Main inspiration is for the Nigger chicken fuck
I needed a Nigger chicken fuck last week so I had to get a partner dedicated enough for space dog fondoo.

space dog 

A sexual act in which someone, male or female, defecates directly into a woman's vagina.
"Mr. Smith totally dropped a deuce into my cooter and it was one hot space dog!"
space dog by LindsayLu August 3, 2006

Space Chili Dog

Having vigorous anal sex until feces is produced. Sliding your dog in-between her buns and making chili from Uranus (your anus).
Bro, I took Leslie back to my place last night and made a space chili dog.
Space Chili Dog by Mad B-Rad October 1, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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