Dog Dickin’ 

When you ain’t worth a fuck at pouring concrete you get accused of dog dickin’ around.

“Aye James said get that mud down and quit dog dickin’.

Dog Dickin’ by Slab Man October 16, 2023

dickin' the dog

Relaxing, doing nothing.

"Hey man, what are you doing?"
"Just sitting here dickin' the dog"

dickin' the dog by huskershaun November 2, 2007

Dog Dicking

When a vehicle is exiting a parking lot and waiting for an opportunity to drive into the road lanes while positioning the front bumper or front half of the vehicle to block incoming traffic.

I can't get around this dog dicking driver.

Dog Dicking by stewie__08 June 1, 2020

Dog dicking mother fucker 

A male family member that pricks you over at the most inopportune times

God damnit gary you dog dicking mother fucker you grumped my ace

Dog dicking mother fucker by captainhook105 November 15, 2018

Dog dicking

The desire to fuck as many females as you can in life before settling down. The term was coined by the Hodgetwins.

Hey man, you gotta get all that dog dicking outta you before getting married.

Dog dicking by JP64 March 11, 2019

dicking the dog 

acting in an unproductive manner

dude, would you stop dicking the dog and help me set up this stereo

dicking the dog by billy kelley March 26, 2004

Dicking the Dog 

A Blue Collar term for fucking off on the job. More specifically, taking much longer to complete a work assignment than the company or boss expects should be spent on it. Dicking the Dog Poking the Pooch can effectively be used as a tool to create overtime in which the employee is paid one and one half times the hourly rate.

Man 1: Old Joe sure is Dicking the Dog today. Man 2: Yea he sure the fuck is, must have a car payment or something due cause he's gonna run that job into overtime.

Dicking the Dog by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009