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Virus Dodging
A desirable behaviour. Going out of your way to avoid being close to people. In the olden days (prior to the COVID19-era), it would have been seen as rude to cross the street to avoid being close to a person. There was a risk that you’d be perceived as a snob, or as a racist, or intolerant in some way of the person you were avoiding. However, in the COVID19-era and beyond, it is the best thing you can do! And it’s a bonus that no one can accuse you of being rude.
I was on my morning walk to keep me sane during the “self-isolation” period when I saw Chatty Cathy walking towards me. I crossed the street. At first, she looked a bit sad but then I hollered “it’s not you, it’s just that I’m virus dodging!”
Virus Dodging by Mandi Harmony March 22, 2020
What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.
John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes
What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit by Fetchez la vache March 28, 2015
Word of the Day on September 23, 2021
Dodiri
Kera holka bi dnes prijela moc mi hybi láska a sex us sem dloho nemel a chci to vistrikat do hoki a vistrikat na pusu a nakozy a dodiri Jo nebo ne tak mi nejaka napište Jo nebo ne jesli scete nejaka dite tak prijette dnes autem Jo nebo ne a budu cekat klidne na drzi vlakovim do koolika hodin klidne do. Rana moc vam dekuju
Twinkle Daddies
Those emo-ish bands with the twinkly guitars and the hoarse vocals. Twinkle daddies.
Examples:
CSTVT, Midwest Pen Pals, Algernon Cadwallader, TWIABP, Merchant Ships, etc.
Examples:
CSTVT, Midwest Pen Pals, Algernon Cadwallader, TWIABP, Merchant Ships, etc.
Twinkle Daddies by nightlifecommando November 28, 2011
Naughty Doddy
The American tradition of throwing a party on the 23rd night of December, used to expel all naughty spirits before Santa checks his list for the final time.
Guy 1: "You hitting the Naughty Doddy tonight?"
Guy 2: "Absolutely, I need to get rid of some naughty baggage before Christ is born."
Guy 2: "Absolutely, I need to get rid of some naughty baggage before Christ is born."
Naughty Doddy by NaughtyDaddy December 7, 2019
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026