Doctor P

Designation given to anyone in the medical community that is known around town as a pervert.

"Did you see Doctor P at the pool yesterday?"

"Yeah, as usual he was hittin' on the jailbait."

Doctor P by Zappaman December 6, 2006

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Doctor Sparta's Ibiza Defeats Styles P's Cool Out

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Hey old timer, did doctor proctor check out your prostate with his boney finger?

doctor proctor by Eddy October 13, 2006

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The most intelligent being of all the universe discovered gravity and inventor of the lightbulb, mirror, and mayonnaise instrument.

“That’s mr doctor professor Patrick to you!”

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Doctor Phil: "Ur fat, ur stupid, why u here bitch."
Karen: "Why u bully me cunt"
Doctor Phil: "No u"
Audience: "clap clap clap clap clap"

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