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Dockery smokery
Dockery smokery by Easy dude October 14, 2021
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Cock Dockery
Cock Dockery by Brigon7 January 23, 2009
dockey punch
When your about to nut in a girl so u punch her in the back of the head so she clenches up on your genitalia
dockey punch by Aidan the plug April 1, 2017
Dockney
A reference to when a hockey puck is roofed and knocks the water bottle off of the net.(reverse dockney:backhand shot)
Dockery
1. (verb) To train your sphincter to become prehensile for the purposes of enhanced pleasure during anal sex.
2. (noun) A prehensile rectum.
3. (adjective) A grasping asshole.
2. (noun) A prehensile rectum.
3. (adjective) A grasping asshole.
1. "Thanks to my Dockery, I'm very popular at prison."
2. His Dockery "developed sort of teeth-like little raspy in- curving hooks and start eating. He thought this was cute at first and built and act around it, but the asshole would eat its way through his pants and start talking on the street, shouting out it wanted equal rights. It would get drunk, too, and have crying jags nobody loved it and it wanted to be kissed same as any other mouth. Finally it talked all the time day and night, you could hear him for blocks screaming at it to shut up, and beating it with his fist, and sticking candles up it, but nothing did any good and the asshole said to him: "It's you who will shut up in the end. Not me. Because we don't need you around here any more. I can talk and eat AND shit."
3. "Don't be a Dockery!"
2. His Dockery "developed sort of teeth-like little raspy in- curving hooks and start eating. He thought this was cute at first and built and act around it, but the asshole would eat its way through his pants and start talking on the street, shouting out it wanted equal rights. It would get drunk, too, and have crying jags nobody loved it and it wanted to be kissed same as any other mouth. Finally it talked all the time day and night, you could hear him for blocks screaming at it to shut up, and beating it with his fist, and sticking candles up it, but nothing did any good and the asshole said to him: "It's you who will shut up in the end. Not me. Because we don't need you around here any more. I can talk and eat AND shit."
3. "Don't be a Dockery!"
Dockery by Trees House July 26, 2008
docksey
docksey by CommonSenseIdiots October 8, 2014
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