Dockin

The act of giving a blowjob while taking a dump.

I thought blumpkins were exciting, until I talked my wife into a dockin. She enjoys long shits, I enjoy blow jibbers...win win

by Seatadia August 12, 2017

dockin

originated in tally,fla by teahbby

to act wierd; trippin

nigga:u talk'd to aaron today?
othawun:naw dat nigga was dockin earlier so i leff em alone

by teahbby August 10, 2008

dockin

to be chillin somewhere soon

yo imma be dockin at the bros house tonight.

by mitch smith March 25, 2008

Dick Dockin'

When one parks their vehicle outside the lines of a parking space either to pompously protect it from getting scratched or just out of sheer ignorance and carelessness.

"Look at this motherfucker "Dick Dockin'" his 1990 Fiero at the empty end of Walmart...

by BluePostItNote August 17, 2016

dry dockin'

masturbation without lotion or any form of lubrication

guy-i caught this guy masturbating outside yesterday, it was fucked up he didnt even have any lube
mums friend-what no lotion?
mum-no man he was dry dockin'

by Evan4401 March 23, 2011