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Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock 

A phrase that you say when someone is about to "DO IT."
"Dude, I'm gonna nail that chick later."

"Oh damn. Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock!"

"I'll make sure of it dog!"

fish on a dock 

A flip-flopper. Someone who repeatedly reverses their opinion about something.
What?! Jon told me that he *didn't* want us to fire Clark. And then he told you to fire him?! What a fish on a dock.

Stilton on the Dock of the Bun Burger 

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Stilton on the Dock of the Bun Burger, you should try it!"

On the Dock

To be excluded from a group of people who are seemingly enjoying themselves. The opposite feeling of "on the yacht."
example 1:
Steve- "Where is mike? I thought he was coming to this club?"

James- "They wouldn't let him in... I guess he is on the dock now."

example 2:
"Everyone is talking about Stephanie's party last night... i was not invited. I'm totally on the dock right now."
On the Dock by Reilly Bodycomb February 17, 2009

one foot on the boat, one on the dock

The delusion of stability, an instant before everything goes to hell.
The deal was set, he'd committed to buy, still not sure when his financing would be approved, but hey, if you have one foot on the boat, one on the dock, what can go wrong?

Spock on the Dock 

When a government employee has sexual intercorse at the office. This term is primarily used around the DTRA.
My girlfriend and I went Spock on the Dock this weekend when we were feeling a little frisky! I wouldn't touch the desk if I were you...