Djasmin is the most realest girl you could ever ask for. She is an amazing friend and you can ask her anything and she will be 100% honest. She can sometimes be a bit bossy and she can always make your day. If you know a Djasmin you need to be grateful and appreciate her.
Me: Sees Djasmin after quarantine .
Also me: ' I missed you sou much girll!'
Djasmin: 'Me toooo!'
Me in my head:"I love this girl too much!"
A young man with a talent of breaking his own eye to prevent himself from joining a swimming practice that usually occurs before a tournament. He can be the biggest douche in the world mixed with a flavour of a lovable funny guy that can make your day. He is available to both genders maybe more since it is 2017.
"there we go dastin strikes again"
"yeah he never joins practiceman"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.