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Diving helmet

The ancestor of modern scuba diving equipment.
The diving helmet would have looked like a combination of a gas mask and a scuba diving mask.

German Diving Helmet 

The German Diving Helmet is a sexual position in which one person inserts his/her head into a female’s vagina.
Gerald: Why does your head smell like fish?
Phil: Tonya let me do a German Diving Helmet last night. What a freak!

Tijuana diving helmet 

Sexy with a foley inserted in the penis
Dave did the Tijuana diving helmet with Amanda

helmet diving 

The act of inserting one's penile helmet or the helmet of one's penis into the vaginal canal of a woman
Bobby and Gina decided it was a great time to go helmet diving.
helmet diving by JGammizle February 20, 2011

Two Nuts Driving A Hot Rod Should Always Wear A Helmet 

use prophylactic protection prior to inserting the pork sword into the pudendum; when you descend down her blouse, suit up the trouser mouse; practice safe sex, said of a male.
In today's age of rampant sexual promiscuity, it's probably quite prudent to slap on a skin or two...two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet.

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026