(verb) To formally take back someone's invitation, usually politely, in writing, and with more satisfaction than is strictly necessary. It's a mix of "dis" and "invite," and it's what you do when someone has used up their plus-one privileges for life.
(noun) The uninvitation itself. A disvite is classier than ghosting and pettier than a phone call.
"Kyle spent all of Thanksgiving explaining crypto to Grandma, so this year he got a disvite."
"Did you disvite your sister-in-law from the baby shower?" "Disvited, sealed, and hand-delivered. She knows what she did."
Tags: uninvite, petty, boundaries, guest list, ghosting, family drama, wedding drama, not invited, disinvite, savage
(adjective) Formally removed from a guest list after you were already on it. Being disvited is worse than never being invited, because it means they thought about it and decided against you.
(verb, past tense) The act of having taken back someone's invitation, usually in writing and with no regrets.
"Wait, why aren't you at Megan's wedding?" "I got disvited after I asked if the open bar was really open."
"I've been disvited from three bachelorette parties this year and honestly it's a relief."
Tags: uninvited, disinvited, petty, guest list, not invited, cut off, boundaries, wedding drama, family drama, savage
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.