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Distinctions

Are fun and we care a lot about them, class! There is a distinction between THINKING and SAYING and DOING. There is a difference between THOUGHT and TALK and ACTION.
Hym "Just like there's a DISTINCTION between DEFENDING and ATTACKING. Right? DISTINCTIONS are important. So I want you to THINK about a guy, ok? This guy has a teenage girl pageant, right? And he's GRABBIN THEM BY THE PUSSY... Now I didn't know it was a TEENAGE GIRL PAGEANT EXPLICITLY that they were talking about so I DEFENDED that guy. Now I want you to THINK about what your would do to a guy who grabs underage girls by the pussy. Let's make it a multiple choice question! Since it's a class:"
What would you do for a guy who grabs teenage girls by the pussy (specifically at a teenage miss America pageant)? Is it:
A. Lie for him
B. Die for him
C. Kill for him
D. Stab him (like a Tonberry)
E. Sacrifice your kids
F. Work for him
G. Allow him to pass judgment completely arbitrarily

Hym "Well? Do you have a guess? Well I want you to THINK about that one real hard and then DO just whatever you feel like doing because I'm not the boss of you and have no authority!"
Distinctions by Hym Iam November 7, 2025

distinctives 

Multiple characteristics or qualities that a person or thing has that differentiate it from other people or things
Each state in the United States has their own distinctives.

Every president of the United States has possessed their own individual distinctives in relation to domestic and foreign policy.
distinctives by WordWorks December 31, 2013

Countdown to Distinction 

When a person or "people" find your online post humorous wait until you--- "the poster" is offline so they can re-post your bulletin without giving any credit to the original poster (eg: You) with minimal repercussions.
This situation commonly presents itself when either
1. ur too drunk to deal with (ppl r scared of u!)
2. they hate u! but like what u post and want to re-post using their other profile. (which make the distinction null and void) and they rape all the credit.
3.They r too drunk to remember or copy paste the original poster!
4.If your post succeeds in being posted u have achieved the Countdown to Distinction "DiStinktion"
footnote:
If reposter change the video size to larger than ur original post...they fail! but so do u for having them on ur friends list~

Distractionship

A type of relationship where both partners are engaged with each other for the purpose of distracting themselves from previous relationship trauma.
After Megan and I broke up, my friend Kayla and I decided on a distractionship after she had just broken up with her boyfriend
Distractionship by Anansi May 21, 2017

Scouse of distinction 

George Harrison.
George: Ay, but don't rush. None of your five-bar gate jumps-it-over sort of stuff.
Paul: What's that supposed to mean?
George: I dunno, thought it sounded distinguished like.
John: George Harrison, scouse of distinction.
Scouse of distinction by vazdox January 11, 2021

others have destinations 

for you to mutter when 'held hostage' behind 'snail driver'
pop doodle driving 20mph in 30 mph zone...-you: others have destinations

Distinction 

A word used to describe a favourable situation. A substitute for such words as: awesome, great, fantastic, good, amazing, cool.
Jessica: Let's go to the fair Marco, it'll be bangin'!
Marco: The fair's back in town? This is going to be well distinction.
Distinction by Mr. Distinction February 22, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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