disparity

The difference in one's appearance between their best and worst. Its often used to comment on a girl's looks after she dresses up, puts on make-up etc, versus her in her everyday state. Can also be used to comment on guys, alhough less common

1. Did you see hot how Kate was looking last night, she has so much disparity- shes normally average!
2. Lauren has no disparity, she always looks the same

by Gronk August 6, 2007

disparity

Prolly means My dick your mouth.

Perry is a dirty jew and he has the face of disparity. he also loves cock in or around his mouth

by NIxCK January 17, 2008

Disparity jujitsu

Wearing more armor than the gi allowed habitual

Disparity jujitsu is pathetic

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

socioeconomic disparity

A way to say you are poor or don't have a lot of money, used in the videogame Ratchet and Clank.

Plumber: The escape transports are takin all the rich folks off this god darn planet!
Ratchet: Why aren't you on one?
Plumber: Socioeconomic disparity.
Ratchet: What?
Clank: He hasn't got enough Bolts.

by TheRatchetandClankfan January 21, 2014

Arranged Marriage Disparity (AMD)

when you are married by arranged marriage, and then you don't love your spouse yet he/she loves you , but in the middle of this some suitor loves you and forms a bizarre love triangle, then you quickly divorce the spouse and be with the new lover.

she's having AMD and she's getting hit on by that hot new stud across the other side of the world!

by John Shin March 10, 2005

ass disparity

A very rare condition (that does not exist in real life) where one gluteous maximus muscle is larger than the other.

Though no one has ASS DISPARITY, the thought that someone could have it helps people appreciate how symetrical and perfect Creation is.

by but for February 21, 2020

dispaRAT

Describes a horrible or unfortunate circumstance that brings about feelings of embarrassment, misery, or shame.

Example 1
Tyler: "Jonathon just got killed 4 times in a row in CoD"
Ryan: "That's so dispaRAT it hurts"

Example 2
Kevin: "There was a hot girl at Urth today"
Jackson: "Did you talk to her?"
Kevin: "Yeah, but she wasn't that interested"
Jackson: "Damn dude, that's absolutely dispaRAT"

by BrysonStrong March 24, 2021