Disneyland Sex

Much like a lengthy, serpentine line at The Happiest Place on Earth, Disneyland Sex is something you wait a long time for, only to have it be over in about a minute.

"(Sigh) I spent all day waiting for the bf to come home so we could do the deed, and he only lasted like 30 seconds.
"OMG. Total Disneyland Sex."

Disneyland Sex by Wordsmither Jim November 27, 2012

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Sex that is as infrequent as getting to disneyland, happens rarely and not as often as you would like, but when you are lucky enough to get it you have a fucking awesome time.

Walt had a shit-eating grin on his face all day and Mickey asked why and Walt said, " Got me some disneylandsex last night."

disneylandsex by jpg3 February 20, 2011