Dishifuck

When a person experiences a lot of pain, usually when stubbing a toe on something or banging your head on a wall.

"Hey, what's up man? (Hits toe on table) Dishifuck that table hurt like a bitch."

by Damnit does this work? November 8, 2007

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disafuckingpointment

When someone or something is hyped up to be a success and falls completely short and sucks major dick.

Man i watched my son at his highschool baseball game, he is such a disafuckingpointment.

by 4thpostie April 16, 2010

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disfucktional

When a couple, usually from Covington, feels the need to require domestic violence, or unnecessary drama, as a part of their normal sex life.

A disfucktional couple will start a fight with their mate as a form of fore-play, in order to have make up sex.

by two trout January 13, 2010

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disafuckingpeared

When a person who used to be your friend disappears for a long period of time

Where the hell did you go, you disafuckingpeared?

by L.J.L September 8, 2010

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to be surrounded by or in the middle of such poor circumstances that one's only option is to laugh or exclaim truly how fucked you are;

or to be so inebriated that your drunkenness is considered an art form because of its inherent extremity

Dude 1: Dude, I wrecked my dad's car last night.

Dude 2: Wow dude. You're fucked aren't you?

Dude 1: No man, the cops found three thirty packs of stones in the back too. Haha, I'm straight discofucked.

or

John: Hey Pat, did you see Josh last night?

Pat: Yah, it was crazy! He took a dump on someone's lawn and started crying. He was so discofucked.

by hjsilver April 22, 2011

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