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DiscoStick(TM) 

A health and fitness device, that also makes women very very happy. It had a rather unexpected side effect - in that it gives most women intense orgasms - through their clothing. It can be used in private or public. If women want want they can use it while dancing.

US and International Patents have been filed for its methods and devices.

It's trademarked in the US(serial # 85048794), EU & Japan (International Reg # 1062656) as:

"Adult sexual stimulation aids, namely, massage systems comprised of non-electric and electric massage devices held in place by non-electric and or electric positioning devices for stimulating, vibrating, and massaging various parts of female anatomy and stimulation devices for aiding in sexual arousal and experience while reclining, standing, sitting or dancing for women that can be used both unclothed and clothed for private and or public use"

Some people joke that it's a 21'st Century cure for "Female Hysteria"
I need a DiscoStick(TM) tonight!

disco shit 

Extremely high quality cocaine

Reference to cocaine that entered the U.S. in the late 70's and early 80's that was of unusually high purity.
"This is some disco shit," Jon said as he came up from insufflating a line. "Someone must have not have known to cut it."
disco shit by cptncoleian April 24, 2006

Sweet Disposition 

1) Noun that refers to the combination of qualities that identifies a person one has strong affection with arising out of kinship or personal ties
2) Savior from the pain of emotions and bringer to feel the true capacity of the heart
3) A nickname for the one with absolute true but unpredictable love
Mary, my Darling, my Sweet Disposition.
End of conversation, talk no further, you are my Sweet Disposition.

Dicshitnary

The legendary Shit-Analogy Dictionary written by John Dunsworth aka Jim Lahey, Sunnyvale Trailer Park.

To Quote:
Winds of Shit
The mysterious winds of shit that bring with it only shit luck and other shit. When you just know that all kinds of shit are gonnna happen. The shit really hits the fan when the winds of shit are blowing. Normally, the strongest winds of shit can be found in a shit hurricane. Also, keep an eye out for shit hawks, which may take advantage of the incredible thermals produced from the winds of shit.
If you ever need a shit analogy then look no further than the Dicshitnary
Dicshitnary by Greg_the_Smeg February 8, 2019

dispositive 

The determinative factor in a decision or question, especially in law.
Whether he blew a .08 or higher on the breathalyzer is dispositive as to whether he will be found guilty of DUI.
dispositive by devmodesquad November 22, 2010

dickshit 

dickshit one who is a dickhead and a piece of shit when calling someone a dickhead or a piece of shit want do you blurt out dickshit
my neighbor is a such a dickshit for letting his dogs crap in my yard and refuses to clean it up
dickshit by bluebear April 26, 2020
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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