A Discosexual is someone who believes they are not from this planet, but are born from the Galaxy itself, and find sexual and romantic attraction to anyone who appreciates the rhythm of the galaxy's disco. Furthermore, a discosexual doesn't see gender and looks for someone with the galaxy in their eyes, as well for someone they can reach the stars together with.
"Holy shit, see that girl over there? She looks like she's on some heavy drugs, look how glazed over her expression is."
"No man, she's a Discosexual, you can see the entire galaxy in her eyes."
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).