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DirtyGurl 

Girls that are bitches and play hella game. Girls who prefer to be shady and chill under the palm trees...Girl who are fond of Halloween.
AP: Yo dude that girl just gave me a dirty look but when no1 is around shes on my nuts
Ya BoyAm : Fuck that BITCH lets go on Christmas island shes a DIRTYGURL.

dirtyturtlesockfucker

when you put a whole bottle of lotion in your sock and start jacking off. when your about to cum you pull of the sock in a special way to make it inside out, wipe the remaining lotion from youre penis. then get a bucket of ice and stick youre dick in it. afterwards analfuck youre wrinkly old grandma till you cum on her dentures. wait an hour till you get a boner and tease a snapping turtle with it. then grab the little snapping turtle and shove youre dick into its little butthole and FUCK BOY FUCK. then when you cum the turtle shouldnt be able to stand the rushing cum and he will explode all over your dick with a spermy, bloody, turtley mess
aw fuck yeah i had the best dirtyturtlesockfucker yesterday

Dirtygerty

Sexy female thats got it all going on, her milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. She likes to get down and dirty
Hey Paul did you get a look at that fit bird that just walked in...I bet shes a right dirtygerty
Dirtygerty by Leanniepannie123 September 24, 2016

dirtyburg 

A nickname for my hometown, Galesburg Illinois, due to its high pregnancy rate but mainly because of our exceedingly high population of SKANKS!
I'm heading back to the dirtyburg this weekend

Dirtygar 

The ability/gift to detect dirtiness in other people. Dirty minds not physical dirt nasty.
1. Lindsay's dirtygar is off the chain.
2. Caitlin instantly detected the conversation across the room about blumkins while using her dirtygar.
Dirtygar by Chalet hoes December 9, 2012

dirtygreens 

The hood versrion of the best drug store out there, Walgreens

Walgreens aka Dirtygreens
I gotta stop at the Dirtygreens to get my perscription
dirtygreens by Jimmy Dick May 4, 2008
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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