When you dry your face with the same towel a friend uses to vigorously rub his pubic hair, general pelvic area and gooch.
(Four friends sitting on a couch watching you wipe your face)
"Haha! Dude how's that towel smell?" (Dudeson 1)
"What...uh like my wet skin I guess." (Dudeson 2)
"That's strange because it says here you just paid $5.99 for your meal at the Dirty Salad Bar!" (Dudeson 1)
"Ughhh! Not again!" (Dudeson 2)
"HAHAHAHAHAHAH" (Couch potatoes)
A.) When person(s) violate succinct requests for privacy by gaining unauthorized access through the front entryway.
B.) When a man or woman (or both) engage in screwing their country, then wipe a collection of fecal matter on the faces of everybody in their social network.
C.) When rear entry is not an option, so person(s) violate by sneaking through the front door.
Hey, did you catch them giving their boss the old "Dirty Salahi"? They walked right into the company picnic like they owned the place....... AND they weren't even invited!
Hey, did you see the look on their friends' faces....... they had been "Dirty Salahi'd"!!
dirty sanchez dirty rodriguez dirty hitler filthy sanchez frosty moustache
A dirty Salvador is when a dude punches a girl in her stomach and makes her fall to her knees to which he pisses in her mouth and yells “Dirty Salvador”
A dirty Salvador is when a dude punches a girl in her stomach and makes her fall to her knees to which he pisses in her mouth and yells “Dirty Salvador”
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.