dirty pedro

A female that wipes their ass backwards getting shit in their pussy. AKA the crack hoe whipe.

When I pulled down Sarah's panties, I seen she had given herself a dirty pedro.

by Josh Smith April 28, 2004

Dirty pedro

When you let a girl grow her pubes so long so that you can trim them with a lawnmower, after she’s shaven clean you take a shit on her now smooth crotch and smear it all over. Once the shit is smeared sufficiently you cum inside her screaming the word jalapeño

She was so gorgeous hombre, I gave her a dirty pedro

by Jajajajahadds January 20, 2020

Dirty Pedro

Beef jerky with chocolate

I had some Dirty Pedro for breakfast this morning.

by urbandicman December 17, 2008

Dirty Padron

The act of molesting your own gooch.

I gave myself a dirty padron today, and now my hands smells bad but good at the same time.

by MrGoochSauce25 September 28, 2010