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Dirty pedro

When you let a girl grow her pubes so long so that you can trim them with a lawnmower, after she’s shaven clean you take a shit on her now smooth crotch and smear it all over. Once the shit is smeared sufficiently you cum inside her screaming the word jalapeño
She was so gorgeous hombre, I gave her a dirty pedro
Dirty pedro by Jajajajahadds January 20, 2020

Dirty Pedro

I had some Dirty Pedro for breakfast this morning.
Dirty Pedro by urbandicman December 17, 2008

Dirty Padron 

I gave myself a dirty padron today, and now my hands smells bad but good at the same time.
Dirty Padron by MrGoochSauce25 September 28, 2010