A term used for people that exceed the average amount of melanin in 3rd world countries such the USA, Australia, Luxemborg etc etc. The purpose of these people was to pick cotton back in the day but now they think they can expericeince the stuff we do, honestly were doing more of a favour with these dirty ass nigggas by telling them to go back to their home land, they're african brains probably can't comprehend daily activities such as drinking water (see what i did there)
The use of shitting or pissing ones-self on purpose to escape work. Usually done in the middle of work, in hopes the boss sends you home for smelling poorly or getting complaints by other employees. This is usually used when one doesn't to walk out
of a job, but wants to go home.
"Did you hear what James did because he got frustrated at work? He pulled a dirty Niagara. He had diarrhea and piss falling all over the floor."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.