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The Dirty Louise 

N. The act of taking a poop in a sandwich bag and then having intercourse with the poopy bag.
Mr. Sanchez favorite masturbation technique is the Dirty Louise because of the warm sensation as well as the rancid smell.

Mr. Sanchez often stores poop in his freezer so he can do the Dirty Louise anytime he wants.

Mr. Sanchez continuously gets harassed by his friends for doing the Dirty Louise in the school bathrooms.
The Dirty Louise by Louise Sanchez February 14, 2009

Dirty Louisiana 

When the act of withdrawal during anal sex triggers spontaneous diarrhoea in your partner.
The dry cleaner asked me how my trousers got in to such a state, I said "dirty Louisiana"; it just slipped out.
Dirty Louisiana by Pink Oboe February 27, 2017

dirty louie 

When your having sex in the missionary position and you tell your girl to open her mouth so you can spit in it and have her swallow it.
My girl loves to swallow my dirty louies.
dirty louie by South side 35th louie November 10, 2019

dirty louis 

Two old people strip naked, and the guy poops in the girls chest, but under her saggy boob, and crushes it under the flap
My grandma was taking a shower, when I asked her why, she said dirty louis
dirty louis by dirtierlouis November 20, 2014

Dirty Louisianna 

1. A new chicken and bbq sauce burger from KFC

2. When you put your fist up your chicks arse, pull your hand out and then lick the poo poo off of your fingers...
Man 1: Sup dude, have you tried the new KFC dirty louisianna?

Man 2: No, but I gave your mum a dirty louisianna last night, it was finger licking good.

dirty louisa

This is when you shit on a girls chest, then grab a knife and fork and chow down.
Person 1: "hey did you bang that girl last night?"
Person2: "Hell yea, even did a dirty louisa with her shit was wild!!"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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