Dirty kellan

when a man kisses a other man while one is sitting in the toilet while the other pees in their chest

I just had a Dirty kellan with steven in the stalls just a minute ago

by Azoorik December 3, 2020

Dirty Kallan

A Dirty Kallan is when someone sneaks into your house in the dead of night and shits in all of your cabinets.

Ah god, he pulled the old Dirty Kallan on me!!!

by Urbanknobhead March 28, 2020

Dirty Kellen

When your talking with a girl you like and she suddenly becomes a bitch so you then you ask her to tap and she says yes but you end up just MMA fighter her in the middle of sex naked and she flicks your balls so hard they malfunction and continuously cum everywhere.

Yeah we broke up because I ended up pulling a Dirty Kellen

by Boy man in the toilet October 16, 2022

Dirty keelan

To allow ones partner/friend/colleague to shit on your face and shit in your mouth whilst being finger in the bum by your grandma.

I need to spice up my life, going to see if I can get a dirty keelan.

by Seasonyourpasta September 2, 2021

Dirty Keelan

A dirty keelan is to allow ones partner/friend to shit in your mouth whilst being bummed by his/her grandad.

I need to spice things up a bit bro might see if he will try a dirty keelan.

by Seasonyourpasta September 2, 2021