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Dirty Jack 

When you bust a nut over your limited edition Samsung smart fridge, so your warm cum drips into the ice container, and then you invite your neighbours over to watch a baked bean spin on the floor, and then they grab some ice to cool their assholes off because they have accidentally sat on the baked bean, but instead of rubbing ice on their asses, it’s warm cum, so they all get pregnant and shit out a small African child, even though none of your neighbours are African.
I did a Dirty Jack yesterday. It was rather splendid, but unfortunately I now have 15 children living in my apartment.
Dirty Jack by greasy ballers November 8, 2021

Dirty Jack 

The act of shoving a stuffed squirrel in your dogs ass therefore making him erect and forcing him to bone your sister while you watch and jerk in the corner
“Wow Brayden just performed a dirty jack!”
Dirty Jack by Braydenscoochie420 November 20, 2018

Dirty Jack 

The act of getting it on with a girl in a garden, then having her shove a gnome up your ass.
Yeah he was with Grace last night. He pulled a proper Dirty Jack though.
Dirty Jack by AyeLad April 15, 2020

Dirty Jack 

The Act of drinking your friend's pee after he mixes it into a coca cola with his penis
Tyler peed in a Coca Cola, mixed it with his dick, and then Garry drank it, in other words, it was a Dirty Jack
Dirty Jack by weifowjcnvs April 25, 2020

Dirty jack 

The act of Being sucked off while you play with a girls ass like bongos
I have her a dirty jack last night
Dirty jack by Melonsssss April 29, 2020

Dirty Jack Stone 

When you’re girlfriend pokes your butthole in public then sniffs her hand.
Jack’s girlfriend did a Dirty Jack Stone
Dirty Jack Stone by B00B1£$ May 3, 2021
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
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funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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