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Dirty grandma

When u screw ur grandpa in the ass but not with ur dick but with a corn on the cob
Stan: I don't want you amd grandpa doing the dirty grandma again plz it's thanks giveing we gotta eat the corn
Dirty grandma by Themanwithideaz March 31, 2022

Dirty Grandpa

A drink. 1 part bourbon, 1 part Scotch, 1 part Amaretto 1 cherry. Also known as a GodFather
Bartender, another Dirty Grandpa please.
Dirty Grandpa by Orb42 December 15, 2020

Dirty Grandpa

When grandpa takes out his dentures and proceeds to eat his lovers pussy until they cum. Then will put them back in his mouth like nothing ever happened.
When you get up to be my age you’ll know what a dirty grandpa is.
Dirty Grandpa by TheHolyHandGrenade February 25, 2023

Grandpa's Dirty House Slipper 

Grandpa's Dirty House Slipper, in keeping with the definition of House Slipper, is the act of an elderly male homeowner engaging in unprotected anal sex with a male residential services provider, i.e., home health aid, lawn care worker, maid, plumber, cable guy, in exchange for the worker to provide free or extra services.
Howard needed his lawn mowed and the shrubs trimmed around his yard. However, his social security check only stretched so far and he could not afford to pay for those services. Therefore, Howard availed himself to sex and performed a Grandpa's Dirty House Slipper with a young male lawn care worker mowing the yard of his neighbor's home. Howard ended up with neatest yard and the best groomed shrubs in the whole community.

Grandpa’s dirty bathwater 

A colloquialism referring to alcohol, typically dark liquors such as whiskey.
No child, you don’t want any of that. He’s drinking grandpa’s dirty bathwater.
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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