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dirty fish 

A girl who has sex, and then days later a condom falls out of her lady crevice.
Stay away from that lady, she is a dirty fish. Go play some shuffleboard instead.
dirty fish by claudio June 13, 2006
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Dirty fish tank 

When a female gets oral sex while taking a dump in the upper tank of a toilet.

It’s like a female blumpkin mixed with an upper decker.
Sara gave me a blumpkin last week. I returned the favor by hooking her up with a dirty fish tank in the restroom at the mall.
Dirty fish tank by Ann_Archy September 11, 2018

Dirty Fish Hook 

When you stick yer finger up a chick's poop chute, hop on her back, stick yer finger in her mouth, and give the 'ol fish hook.
Clay couldn't wait to give his wife the dirty fish hook and make her taste her own feces.
Dirty Fish Hook by Fudgy McPoo February 2, 2004

Dirty Fish Eye 

When a male is having sex with a female in the doggy position, and the male is about to cum he sticks his finger up her but and when she turns around to ask what the fuck he quickly pulls it out and cums in her eye.
Yeah so I totally gave her the dirty fish eye last night.
Dirty Fish Eye by I'm FT B! April 23, 2007

Dirty Fish Hook 

When you surprise someone with a variation on a Wet Willy ... but instead of wetting your finger with your mouth, you wet it with your butt. And instead of putting it in their ear, you put it in their mouth.
Victim: "Oh, man... your finger tastes like crap!"
You: "Yeah -- you just got the dirty fish hook"
Dirty Fish Hook by Professor Mac Plum December 23, 2014

Dirty Fish Hook 

When your doing a girl doggystyle, after inserting your finger in her butt, you reach up and fish hook her. All while saying "Got one on the line!"
"Man, last weekend I caught the biggest girl in the bar with a dirty fish hook"

dirty fish bowl

the act of giving oral sex to a woman while she urinates with the goal being to drink as much pee you can.
my girl could not get wet so first we had to do the dirty fish bowl
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